Little Caesar Is Your Crazy Gettin' Lazy
Used to suck back a beer for breakfast, necessary grease for the gears
Used to roll up your joints while drivin', while you let the passenger
steer
But your stones aint a rollin'
Used to drive like it's stolen
Well ya used to gobble pills, now you're payin' all your bills
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy?
Used to guzzle wine, now you're sober all the time
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy? Oh yeah
Used to hang with the pimps and strippers, bikers, hookers, hustlers,
queers
Now lookin' a bit more timid, ya traded in your circle of peers
Gettin' shot by the homies
Ripped it up like a rodeo
Well ya had a million tricks, just to get another fix
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy?
Used to snort a thousand lines, got it up a second time
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy?
Learned the latest dance, just to get into her pants
Did your crazy, turn to lazy?
Now your sittin' home, jerkin' off and all alone
Guess your crazy, just got lazy? Oh yeah
Now your countin' your carbs at dinner, do you think you stripped all
the gears?
Do you play for the saints or sinners? Do ya know? Do ya know? Do ya
KNOW!?
Used to love to drive at one hundred twenty five
But your crazy's gettin' lazy
Kickin up the dust, has only turned to rust
Is your crazy, gettin lazy?
Following the rules, dropped your daughter off at school
Guess your crazy's, gettin' lazy
Learned the latest dance, just to get into her pants
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy? oh yeah
