Lil' Kim Kronik
[*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*]
[Taxi Driver:] Alright, sir, which side of the
street would you like to be on.
[Patron:] Yeah, that one. That side right there.
[Taxi Driver:] Yeah, okay.
The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out.
[Taxi Driver:] Okay, that will be four-ninety please.
[Patron:] Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change.
[Taxi Driver:] Oh, f..ck you!
The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking.
[Box Office Worker:] May, I help you?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore.
[Box Office Worker:] That will be ten dollars.
He hands her money and then walks through a door.
[Box Office Worker:] f..ckin' weirdo.
[*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*]
[Concession Stand Worker:] Yeah, may I help you?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and
ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot
of napkins please.
[Concession Stand Worker:] Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah...
[Concession Stand Worker:] That'll be six-ninety-five.
The patron hands another bill over.
[Concession Stand Worker:] Ah, man, why this shit so slimey?
[Patron:] Huh!
The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning
and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background.
The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a
splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating.
[Patron:]
Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby.
Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the
masturbating patron continue.
[Patron:]
Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah.
Work it, bitch!
