Lildeucedeuce Mine Turtle
MINE TURTLE
[Verse 1]
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie(YYYEEEAAAOOO)
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you
MINE TURTLE
[Verse 2]
Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
[Verse 3]
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine
Went back in time to 100 million B.C
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
[Verse 4]
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
