Applesauce Vs. Sour Cream Lyrics

Leevees Applesauce Vs. Sour Cream

Applesauce versus sour cream
Applesauce or sour cream
It's the choice you're gonna have to make
Which to put on your potato cakes

Applesauce versus sour cream
Applesauce or sour cream now
It's the choice you're gonna have to make
Tell your mom to fry, not bake now

Life has many decisions
It moves in all directions
This is just one huge, enormous, big decision
You have to make
You have to make it

All right listen up

One has fruit and one has milk
If you're lactose intolerant, then take a pill now
It's the choice you're gonna have to make
The grease is starting to coagulate

Your lawyer called, said everything's fine
Potato contracts have been signed, yeah
I think your heart just skipped a beat
You can't wait for your greasy treat now

Life has many decisions
It moves in all directions
This is just one huge, enormous, big decision
You have to make
You have to make it
Jews have to make

You must decide

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