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Merry Bitchmas Lyrics


Leah Kate Merry Bitchmas

[Into]
(Merry Bitchmas)
(Merry Bitchmas)
Ho-ho-ho-ho

[Verse 1]
Show up in my stockings 'cause you like me like that
Showing off the presents you don't get to unwrap
Creepin' over Christmas, that's a lot to unpack
Even Santa can't believe you fumbled this bag
I'm not afraid to leave you freezing out here in the snow
I won't be missin' you up underneath the mistletoe
Find someone else to keep you warm because my heart is cold
You pissed off the wrong ho, ho, ho, ho, so
[Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you 'til you turned me vicious

[Post-Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, oh

[Verse 2]
Seasonal depression, hitting different, getting over me
Took your broken heart and left it underneath the Christmas tree
I saw what you sent her, so I printed out the gift receipts
Think I wouldn't make you pay for all the shit you did to me?

[Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you 'til you turned me vicious
[Post-Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas

[Bridge]
I'm not afraid to leave you freezing out here in the snow
I won't be missin' you up underneath the mistletoe
Find someone else to keep you warm because my heart is cold
You pissed off the wrong ho, ho, ho, ho, so

[Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, check you off my wishlist
You think I'm kiddin'? Watch me flip the switch
Miss me with your bullshit, I don't want your presents
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry Bitchmas, all I want for Christmas
Is a not-so-holy night with you not in it
If you hate me, cry to Santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you 'til you turned me vicious

[Post-Chorus]
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
(Merry) Merry Bitchmas, merry-merry Bitchmas
Merry Bitchmas


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