Latour Laurie Monster
Laurie Monster
Music by Latour
Lyrics by Joey Spatafora
Performed by LaTour
Yvonne's got a roommate. Her name is Laurie
She's a monster from a movie coming after me
Laurie's dad's a doctor and pays for her rent
Laurie is a monster who's mind is bent
Stay away from Laurie Monster
That's what I was told
Stay away from Laurie Monster
She's going to explode
She's gonna try and kiss you
And tell you that she loves you
And wants to show you her birthday suit
Her hair is gray, her shape is overweight
It's hard to believe she's only 22
Stay away from Laurie Monster
That's what I was told
Stay away from Laurie Monster
She's going to explode
Laurie write love songs and wants to be a star
I think a good doctor is what she needs
Laurie's gig is over. She found trouble in the streets
The newspaper said so in 'police beat'
Stay away from Laurie Monster
That's what I was told
Stay away from Laurie Monster
She's going to explode
Stay away from Laurie Monster
That's what I was told
Stay away from Laurie Monster
She's going to explode