The Government Can Lyrics

Everything we make
To pay for all of their "solutions"
Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution
(Throw away the Constitution)

Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?)
Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?)
Make the Founding Fathers
Roll in their graves

[Chorus]

The Government takes
Everything we make
They're power hungry
And malicious

The economy is vicious
Soon we'll have to eat our dishes
Mmm! Delicious!

Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)
In so many ways? (In so many ways?)
Standing in the fire, HEY!
We'll give ourselves a raise!

[Chorus]

The Government can 'cause
They mix up a batch of lies and
Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)
And your Uncle Sam can 'cause
He mixed up a batch of lies and
Made it all taste good! (Made it all taste good!)

And I feel so good
Because the Government
Says I should! Oh!