Larrikin Love Calypso
1, 2 , 3, 4!
Well I sewed the stitches that Marylin bust,
And I wrote the quavers that Beethoven sussed,
And I danced the dance that old Flattly loved,
And I solved the crimes before Columbo turned up.
You didn't see me,
Nuvello's iced tea,
Eternal release,
Well I was lightening in a tree.
Well I sewed the stitches that Marylin bust,
And I wrote the quavers that Beethoven sussed,
And I danced the dance that old Flattly loved,
And I solved the crimes before Columbo turned up.
I never asked for much,
My pleasure was the t-t-touch,
I could've taken everything and flaunted,
Well that was something that I never wanted.
Well I sewed the stitches that Marylin bust,
And I wrote the quavers that Beethoven sussed,
And I danced the dance that old Flattly loved,
And I solved the crimes before Columbo turned up.