Lambretta Pathetic
If there was a scale of stupidness
L would be right on top, yeah
Among the unbelievable naive
It's a fact, l've become an icon
L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
Is that pathetic or what?
Tommy who? l can't recall
It wasn't me l'm innocent, yeah
Beam me up just let me disappear
What if they knew, l regret it so much
L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar
I had a crush and I got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
He was so sexual
It was so magical
L was so tragical
Ohh, yeah
But it was kinda fun though
L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
Is that pathetic or what?