Lafa Taylor Rolling Dough
When you roll up in my ride man, you leave the AC alone
best not be talking shit about me, bumpin ACLO
And if you burn my CD, I ain't gon get all butthurt
about it,
cuz most of yall aint actualy heard it but heard about
it.
'sides, I'd rather let you share it, so someone could
listen to it,
Really, it's cool for me to know someone cool is into
it.
On the ree's though, you should paper it, because I
need dough.
So I can quit my job at Pizza Hut, where I knead dough.
Hello?
Hey yo, what up man, the is G.
Hey, ya'll caught me at a bad time, can I get back to
you G?
Hey whatchu doing?
I'm up in Portland working on a song, I'm actually in
the booth right now, but I'll hit you up when I get
back to you, G, How's life though?
I'm doing allright, bro, it's all swell.
Nice, man, Imma split, but I'm glad to hear that all is
well.
It's Lafa Taylor here to lead you if you give me your
hand,
so if you feel it, give me a hand, and give me a hand!
(applause)
One day, Imma be rich and Imma roll in dough
And use hundred dollar bills to roll Indo.
I'll have a biodiesel Benz that I'll roll in, though
But now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin' dough
I know this girl (woo) she has a butt like J-lo
and when she dance, she make it shake like Jell-o
Hey bro, where is she is from?, I dunno, I'll ask her
Hey girlie, where are you from? I'm from Alaska.
Alaska? Oh, Are you from Juneau?
No, but I would really like to visit, you know,
She was beautiful and I really wanted to touch her-
but, I though she'd think I was weird if I just asked
to touch her butt
So I said, When I look across this room, you catch my
eye when I browse,
follwed by an addition, I think you have very nice
eyebrows.
By now, I sure she's thinking I'm a weirdo
some girls tend to really like those guys that are
weird, tho
I said, let me play this game of craps and let me take
you to Paradise,
I'm about to win a million dollars with this pair of
dice,
besides, girl, we should be associated,
better the cheesey pickup line, but Imma blonde [sic],
so she ate it,
[refrain]
I was at my vegan DJ's house and he was trying to cook
a plate of beets
I was like, you leave the cooking to me man, You can
just play the beats.
He was trying to cook some tofu the last time I was
there, but he made a mistake,
so I convinced him to eat meat; my buddy made him a
steak
I ain't a big fan of most of these punchline MCs
though sometimes I get fed up and I wanna punch line
MCs
talking bout, 'my shit is beefer yo, I got poisonous
rhymes'
I might be wanted to work with them, if he had poise in
his rhymes,
but instead he talks about pimpin bitches, pullin gats,
and pumpin' fools, and pullin drive-bys in his Suburban
with his boys in his rhymes,
That shit not sick.
He's thinking his talk's sick,
but at best it compares to like, Brittney Spears'
'Toxic'
and I'm like, the last thing in the universe'
I would want to do is put you in a verse
because people heat my shit and say, Wow, isn't that
dope?
then people hear your shit and say, that isn't that
dope.
[refrain]
(Ah x5) I said, who's sane?
Obviuosly not Saddam Hussain.
We told facts of the attacks but the press didn't care,
so now I'm wondering how to make our president care.
I love free speech but they're taking our right away,
and giving cops the right of way,
we need to change it right away.
And I hope for the best, but it's hard to have faith
so at time I meditate and I blaze the half 8
and I wear a disguise
when I talk to these guys
they're trying to take away all the air from the skies
Once we got clear channel, controlling the industry
so I'll press my own CD and I sell the shit in the
street
While the peeps drink chapagne, they pour that shit
leaving us in the gutter, feelin' poor as shit
Just because I'm African American
don't mean I shouldn't be treated like a frickin'
American.
Do you feel me?
[refrain]