Lack O.r.a.l. (open Relationships Are For Losers)
			
Number One likes her, Number Two digs her back: she makes 
her feel all that jazz. Number One doesn't know about 
Number Three, thinks Number Two only works one ass. Gotta 
get your hands on some action, that's what you think of 
them, you don't care if they're blond, brunette or red. 
Number One holds her hands, Number Three rocks her pants 
and Number Two fulfills their demands. And one day a 
phone will swell, a voice will tell: 'I saw you yesterday 
at the coffeeshop, holding hands with the girl from the 
copyshop'. Gotta get my hands on some action, that's what 
you'll say to her, I don't care if you're blond, brunette 
or red. Gotta get our hands on some action, that's what 
you'll say to them, when you think of the other blonds, 
and the other brunettes and the other reds. Open up your 
heart, 'cause you can never own me.