Kunt & The Gang Gentleman's Wash
Last Friday night I was due out on a date, but unfortunately I got home really late.
I didn't have time for a bath or a shower, there's only one thing that could save us.
It's just like a shower but its over the sink, the only thing that get washed is shiny and pink. If there's a possibility of fellatio you have to make sure that your knob doesnt smell like Quavers, Quavers.
A Gentleman's wash, a Gentleman's wash, if you think there's half a chance your cock might get a nosh. Pull your pants to one side, wash the member they hide, and that's a little Gentleman's wash.
The other weekend I was out on the piss, when this girl who was wankered came and gave me a kiss.
She said "I bet you got a big knob, coz you've got big hands, just like Peter Shilton".
But I'd come straight from footie and I thought my cock must stink, so I rushed to the bogs and flopped it out in the sink. I thought if I'm gonna get sucked off, its only good manners to make sure that my knob doesn't smell like stilton, stilton.
A Gentleman's wash, a Gentleman's wash, if you think there's half a chance your cock might get a nosh. Pull your back your skin, wash the helmet within, and that's a little Gentleman's, have a little Gentleman's, that's a little Gentleman's wash.
