Kruger Herbivores
Look at all those hipsters Eating right from the trees Look at the skinny suckers Always shitting flabby
I won't eat no damn thing That can't previously walk I need food providing Decent nutricious facts
Ketchup is the one vegetable I'm ok to swallow Congrats Mr Reagan For that thoughtful law
I might consider french fries To go along my steak If their name did not sound So definitely gay
I grew here on the land Of the pilgrim fathers Those who fed on bisons, wild geese Longhorns and hare
I won't give up heritage For that hype green rubbish Nor change my T-bone steak For diuretic black radish
The only real sad thing About my fellow meat Is that it's fed with grass In theory at least
