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Krisisdead Alex Jones

[Verse 1]
Whipping 'bout a couple hundred thousand on the stove
Freeze on freezer
Beam on beamer
Wrists are feeling pretty cold
Never baked
Never taking breaks
Bitch, I'm slicing snakes
Cutting fakes
f..ck out my face
Only friend of mine is bass
Call up the choppas
It's time to go slaughter
Ride with the goons
Maybe kidnap your daughter
She suck me up
Soup f..cking taught her
Wrist dripping wet like it's purified water
Polly Pocket Glock
I pull it out and pop a body
Let it drop
A copper trying to stop
I shot him with the chopper
Ditch the stick
I coulda fought ya
Mano-mano
2 stock, yuh
Uh

[Hook]
Call me Alex Jones 'cause I know Al Gore is full of shit
The polar ice caps didn't melt
They moved onto my f..cking wrist
Flexing Billy Mays
Got bleach dripping off my jeans
Codeine
Racks of green
Cup look like a Christmas tree, yeah

[Refrain]
Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King
Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King

[Verse 2]
All this new found fame
Bitches trying to cop a feel, uh
Feeling up my belt
Imma have to grab this steel, uh
Cock back the burner
Bandana
I'm itching to murder
The burden of learning how to drive
Is how to pull a drive-by
Swerving
Bitch, I'm curb stomping your jaw in
Forget about it in the morning
Cop a new foreign
Time to get mowing
The snakes in the garden
Drum Mag Shotty!
Need some blow
Tripping over my own flow
Wrist so froze it creates snow
I'm itching for a 40
Got me feeling lonely
Need me a new Rolex
Baby, I need your knees pressed against the ground when you throating
Off the potion
Feeling like I'm floating
Everything is glowing
Let me sleep alone then
Smoked 8 grams of potent
All in one night
I'm f..cking gone, man
Clout levels never depleted
Only growing
Bleach influence spreads like stains
We f..cking golden

[Hook]
Call me Alex Jones 'cause I know Al Gore is full of shit
The polar ice caps didn't melt
They moved onto my f..cking wrist
Flexing Billy Mays
Got bleach dripping off my jeans
Codeine
Racks of green
Cup look like a Christmas tree, yeah

[Refrain]
Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King
Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King

Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King
Flashbang!
Heat on me
Catching steam from my beam
Balancing
Kiss my ring
Bow before your Kaiju King


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