Kool Keith The Funeral Director
			
[Rev. Tom] I'm here with the Funeral Director 
[Fun. Dir] Mmmm-hmm 
[Rev. Tom] He wants to tell people about, a lot of his 
records 
[Fun. Dir] Mmmm-hmm! 
[Rev. Tom] And the way he conducts his, churchs and 
stuff like that 
[The Funeral Director] 
I bury bodies 
I stick catheters, in their chest cavities 
I keep things moving 
I don't mind burying, I don't mind undertaking 
Yes I will be your Funeral, Director 
The Funeral Director 
The Funeral Director 
[Thee Undatakerz] 
See I walk the urban streets 
Bloodthirsty with spit drippin from my teeth 
Black werewolf on the loose chewin ligaments 
Only human without no beef 
My next victim just might be you 
The Undatakerz, East West coast bodybaggers 
Draggin bodies up and down the block around the clock 
before the doc, toe tag 'em 
Funeral Director slash bodies, leave 'em cut up in a 
blender 
Whether it's John or Brenda, Sal or Glenda 
Anybody corpse we dismember 
See God made me this way, gave me this distemper 
I was born with the intent to kill 
Feelin no emotion when the body drops 
Actually the, sight of death, just might make me thrill 
I love to watch flesh peel 
Take the picture of you when you take yo' last breath 
Tryin to gasp for more air without no energy left 
Orderlies move for death 
Let your life go, let your life go, breathe slow 
Let your life go, breathe slow 
Let your life go, breathe slow 
Just let your life go and breathe slow 
[The Funeral Director] 
I will bury you 
I have no problem, with putting you in the ground 
Pulling up my truck, putting your casket... inside, my 
hearse 
Driving it up, to the graveyard 
[M-Balmer] 
M-Balmer got a style that is versatile 
Blowin up the room, make the crowd go wild 
So have a smoke, not a cap 
Now who not not not not not now 
Let's see how many MC's jock my flow 
Two thousand and ten, I'll be a legend though 
Still keepin up the flow 
Fluid runnin through my soul, make me grow 
Cause I'm instructable and I'm invincible 
[The Funeral Director] 
We have, platinum coffins, to put you in 
You can believe, you will not, be coming back 
Ha, ha ha, hahahahaha 
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Ahhh..