Kinky Field Goal
I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene
When I seen what I saw, couldn't sit still
Nero was kissing on Buffalo Bill
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me
When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world
It's getting just right for me
There was rhinestone whips and midgets
Quasimodo was jerking in hard
I seen a tribe of pygmies doing their thing
Riding in on Saint-Bernards
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me
When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world
It's getting just right for me
Whew!
There was Shetland ponies and bulldogs
Jockstraps and cowboy boots
Forty-seven miles of tennis shoe tongue
And thirteen pair of shoes
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me
When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world
It's getting just right for me
Let it roll!
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me
When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world
It's getting just right for me
I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene
