Kevin Bloody Wilson This Ones Just For You
Kylie, I love ya, though you've never heard of me,
And I got all your records, and I seen ya on TV,
Oh but way out here it's lonely, but I hope one day we meet,
'Cause I'm your biggest fan but until then, at least a bloke can dream,
so Kylie.
It's wank, wank, money in the bank, this one's just for you,
Wank, wank, money in the bank, it's all that I can do,
I stuck your picture on the ceilin', to prove my love is true,
So it's wank, wank, money in the bank Kylie this one's just for you.
Maggie, I love ya, though you got castine balls,
And you're as hard as nails and cold as steel and you're in there
boots and all,
Oh but way out here it's lonely, so any ol' thing'll do,
And what you done to England, ha, I'd love to do to you, so Maggie.
It's wank, wank, money in the bank, this one's just for you,
Wank, wank, money in the bank, it's all that I can do,
I stuck your picture on the dunny door 'cause when there's f..ck all
else to do,
It's wank, wank, money in the bank Maggie this one's just for you.
Doam Edna, I love ya, that's just how sick I am,
Are you a sheila or a poofter? I haven't worked that one out yet,
Oh but way out here don't matter, 'cause if I got me hands on you,
Bird or bloke you'd cop more pokes than a warfey's barbecue, so
Doam Edna.
It's wank, wank, money in the bank, this one's just for you,
Wank, wank, money in the bank, it's all that I can do,
I stuck your picture on me dartboard, I bet you've seen a prick or two,
Wank, wank, money in the bank Edna this one's just for you.
And it's wank, wank, money in the bank possums this one's just for
you.
