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The Cougar Song Lyrics


Kevin Bloody Wilson The Cougar Song


How lucky can a young bloke get? At least that's what I thought at
the time,
I'd only just turned eighteen, she was thirty-nine,
But if that's the stuff that dreams are made of, be careful what you
wish for son,
What seems like a dream's a f..ckin' nightmare now should'a never
f..cked me girlfriend's mom,
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
She was on me like a cigar rippin' me gear off we were f..ckin' before
we hit the floor,
She was clawin' and bitin' was it f..ckin' or fightin'? But the more I
fought the hotter she got,
And the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin' and the tricks that
she taught to me cock.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "Fuck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She was lickin' my dick like it was gonna cum money she was kinky
depraved and then son,
And as I approached the vinegar stroke I felt her fingernail circlin' me
bum,
At first I just froze and me f..ckin' eyes bulged and me freckle blurted
"What's goin' on?"
And I knew for that moment life'd never be normal 'cause now I can't
cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "Fuck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints she give
me golden showers as well,
Oral and anal you f..ckin' name it, she was lonely I could just tell,
She taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover, and the things that she
done with her tongue,
She taught me shit I didn't really wanna know, 'cause now I can't
cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "Fuck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aww she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "Fuck me
harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.



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