Kevin Bloody Wilson That f..ckin' Cat's Back
I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night
I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
It's not the first time that 'hat's happened but if I
remember right
I think they caught me pissing in the fire
Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut
down the lane,
When a f..ckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up
and down
Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him
But that f..ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f..ck did he come from, that f..ckin' cat's
back
That f..cking cat's back
That f..cking cat's back
I took all the back streets going home that night
Cause I didn't wanna end up in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at
the lights
When some big prick went and trod all on me hand
But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on
the lawn
And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
But I'm f..cked if I remember eating that
And that f..ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f..ck did he come from, that f..ckin' cat's
back
That f..cking cat's back
That f..cking cat's back
I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
With my feet where my head was supposed to be
I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her
kneecaps were her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong
way up in bed
And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
I thought my missus snatch was that f..ckin' cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
But that f..ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f..ck did he come from, that f..ckin' cat's
back
That f..cking cat's back
That f..cking cat's back
f..ckin' little prick, where the f..ck did he come from,
get him out of here, f..ckin' things haunting me, get
rid of the prick!
That f..cking Cat's Back
