Kevin Bloody Wilson Rock'in And Root'in
Ain't your memory kinda kind to you to leave time that you look back,
Helps remember all the better times forget about the bad
But I reckon that that's great 'cause when I think about those days
All I remember is the sheilas and the music that we played,
You'd be lyin' to yourself as you were lyin' to your mates
About the root you never had and how you didn't masturbate
But with stick buck in your pillow and a tranny by your bed,
To the rhythm of the music nearly wank youself to death.
Rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew,
Pony tails and petty coats and blue suede shoes,
Stockin's and suspenders and a buddy holy chooooooooo ahoohoo,
Rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew.
Be nice to say I lost me cherry in the spring and it was love
But she was ugly I was legless and I met her in a pub,
But that's night I got me end away shaggin' in me ute,
To the rhythm of the music of a rock a billy group,
Or you'd be sittin' on a sofa with a sheila messin' 'bout,
Tryin' to get into her knickers when her mom and dad were out
Rootin' some poor bastard's daughter while your drinkin' all his
booze,
Change the record crack a tinny to the rhythm of the root.
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew,
Pony tails and petty coats and blue suede shoes,
Stockin's and suspenders and a buddy holy chooooooooo ahoohoo,
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew.
We could sit and reminisce like this about the good ol' days,
Still lyin' 'bout the root you never had that hasn't changed
But try explainin' to your missus when the radio comes on
Why you still crack a f..ckin' stiffy when you hear a certain song.
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round is all we ever knew,
Pony tails and petty coats and blue suede shoes,
Stockin's and suspenders and a buddy holy chooooooooo ahoohoo,
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew.
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew,
Pony tails and petty coats and blue suede shoes,
Stockin's and suspenders buddy holy Peggy Suoooooooo ahoohue,
Yeah rock and roll and rootin' round was all we ever knew.
