Kevin Bloody Wilson Me Dick (just Dialed Your Number)
G'day, how you goin'? Hm, yeah it's me,
Aw didn't mean to wake ya, oh, but I just couldn't sleep,
I've been tryin' to keep you off me mind but that's not, workin' out too
well,
'Cause me dick just dialled your number, by himself,
Hello? You still there? Jeez I'm glad I caught you in,
It's just that, every time I think of you, I take it out on him,
And I've near on beat him senseless, poor bastard's been through
hell,
And me dick just dialled your number, by himself.
Me dick just dialled your number, on his own,
He slipped the grip, I had him in, and bolted for the phone,
I'm gettin' by, I'm doin' fine but he's, missin' you like hell,
And me dick just dialled your number, by himself.
Oh well, suppose I better go then, jeez I hope I catch you soon,
'Cause if I'm not beatin' him with me fist, I'm beltin' him with a spoon,
A frightened lonely battered sav, that's cryin' out for help,
Me dick just dialled your number, by himself.
Me dick just dialled your number, on his own,
I've flogged him so hard since you've been gone, he's worn down to
the bone,
I'm gettin' by, I'm doin' fine but he's, missin' you like hell,
And me dick just dialled your number, "Ring, from down under, see",
Me dick just dialled your number, by himself.
