Kevin Bloody Wilson Kristmas On The Piss
Was pissin' down all Christmas day the sheep were f..ckin' drenched,
Floods and f..ckin' cyclones in the middle of the wet,
Aw take a month to dry 'em out but they just gotta be clipped,
When they're soakin' you can't sheer 'em so we stuck 'em in the
press.
And went ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep,
Ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.
"I'm only just a roustabout I'm pretty new at this,
And while them bastard shearers are ringin' out the sheep,
I'm standin' by the wool press, and while they're bein' squeezed,
There's sheep shit flyin' everywhere I'm sweepin' up the shit.
Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' up the shit,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.
"I'm a kiwi shearer, its Christmas day in Oz,
And Christmas in New Zealand is different because,
That's when you stick your wellies on and bring round all your mates,
To join you in the gangbang and spend all Christmas day hey.
Reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day reamin' out the sheep",
"Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' up the shit,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.
The sheep are in the dry paddock and we're all back in the shed,
We've finally rung the bastards out but we're near f..ckin' dead
Aww but f..ck it all it's Christmas, so let's do what we do best,
Drink to the occasion and spend Christmas on the piss.
Yeah drinkin' heaps'a piss, drinkin' heaps'a piss,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day drinkin' heaps'a piss,
"Hey reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day reamin' out the sheep,
"Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' out the shit,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.
Yeah Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss,
Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.
Yeah Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.
Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.
Spend all f..ckin' Christmas day, Christmas on the piss.
Hahahaha hoohoo.
