Kevin Bloody Wilson Ho Ho f..cking Ho
(Chorus)
Ho ho f..cking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f..ckin' work while he stars in the
show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f..ckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless
cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f..cking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f..ckin' work while he stars in the
show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f..cking
hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f..cking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f..ckin' work while he stars in the
show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a f..ckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f..cking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f..ckin' work while he stars in the
show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f..cking ho
