Kevin Bloody Wilson He Only Comes Once A Year
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f..ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Can't even get it up, the muscle's missin' in the middle,
It's just a useless piece'a gristle, danglin' from his gut,
Or he's just too f..ckin' drunk, to make his sausage sizzle,
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f..ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Most times he's just too drunk, or just too f..ckin' lazy,
He don't respect them babies, as someone else's kids,
But if it weren't for his mates, servicin' her daily
His ol' lady'd go crazy 'cause he only comes once a year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f..ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Yeah he only comes once a year, it may as well be down the
chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f..ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year.
Yeah he's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
