Kesha Glitter Puke
Ke$ha:
Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Shrek:
Where's that donkey?
Ke$ha:
You know, sleepin' in a tub can really mess up ya neck
Before I leave, I stop to vomit up tequila and glitter
It seems like every day I got my head in the sh*ter
Got vomit up in my hair (hair)
But I'm way too sick to care (care)
Now I'm falling down the stairs (St-st-st-st-stairs)
I-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor)
And I'm almost out the door (door)
But my family's waiting forrr me..
Oh crap, not again it's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine, I can stop at any time
Dad:
That's a lie, you won't try
Now you've made your mother cry
Look!
Mom:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ke$ha:
I'm out of here, this is queer
I just drank a couple beers
Mom:
Don't leave, we love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew:
This pattern needs to end-
Ke$ha:
I think I have to puke again!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-EWW!
EWWWW!
So I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feelings...
Brother:
It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back!
Dad:
Stop showing off your butt (butt)
You're making young girls act like sluts (sluts)
And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut
Dr. Drew:
This behavior Is a dead end
And P-Diddy Is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
Ke$ha:
This is whack, I feel trapped-
Dr. Drew:
We want the old Kesha back.
Ke$ha:
Screw you Dr. Drew, and your stupid camera crew!
Mom:
Hey you
Dont have to shout,
We're just trying to help you out!
Brother, Dad, Mom:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ke$ha:
Ok, I think it's time you know,
This is just a video.
I don't drink, or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act, and in fact
It's even in my contract
Brother, Dad, Mom:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh, we didn't know!
Ke$ha:
Heh heh heh!
Oh, God...