Keller Williams Victory Song
Do you realize
That we are surrounded
By an infinite army
Of laser toting maritians
They're herding us like sheep
And one by one
They will zap us all to dust
Maybe that's what needs to happen
To bring the armies of earth
Together as one
We would be unstoppable
We would kick some serious martian ass
But not now
We're somewhat divided
We're not all on the same side
We should unite
Like the old songs say
Why didn't we listen the first time
We need to prepare
For the intergalactic battle
You never know when they're going to hit
We need to join forces
So we can be ready
Until then
The martians sing their victory song
Pretty soon some humans from Earth
Will want to defect
Be a part of the winning team
Hopefully that can be avoided
And we can be the underdog
Come back from behind
I think there is still time
But do you realize
That we are surrounded by an intinite army
Of laser toting martians
They will give us the option
To join up on their side
Or to be zapped to dust
And then we will all sing it
