Josh Woodward Vegan Zombies
Vegan zombies like cauliflower
Because it looks like brains
They can munch on it for hours
It never feels no pain
And though they never would complain
They know it doesn't taste the same
As a lightly salted, juicy human brain
Temptation leads us all astray
The best can fall and lose their way
Even vegan zombies make mistakes
Vegan zombies like cauliflower
Morning, noon, and night
Always sweet, and never sour
It won't put up a fight
But sometimes in the summer heat
They crave the taste of human meat
And heaven knows we all deserve a treat
They head on down to Kerrytown
Where the farmer's market can be found
And organic, free-range humans do abound
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Vegan zombies always do their best
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