The New Hitmakers: How Social Media Is Rewriting The Rules Of Music Discovery
Chris Page - 05 Jun 2026
Josh Garber Diluted Johnny
Diluted Johnny went for a walk Got in his car and stood up a bar The people in the bar yelled at him What the f..ck is wrong with you? You f..ckin nut! He went to the beach Met a nice bitch It was only an hour before the got hitched He hated his life Went back in the car Drove it in some river not very far His wife yelled What the f..ck is wrong with you? You f..ckin nut! He survived that horrible wreck His new wife died At least last time I checked Diluted Johnny is always the same A diluted nut that's always insane He was that little boy in you He still is that little boy in you You like he more than yourself You know you're in your own hell Everyone hates you Johnny We wished you died with you wife Diluted Johnny Always the same Diluted Johnny Always insane Diluted Johhny?ah, f..ck you Diluted Johnny Always the same Diluted Johnny Always insane Diluted Johhny, what the f..ck is wrong with you?
