Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Who's The Theif?
Joseph
Stop, you robbers -
Your little number's up
One of you has stolen
My precious goldn cup
Narrator
Joseph started searching
Through his brothers' sacks
Everyone was nervous,
No-one could relax
Children
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Narrator & Children
Is it Reuben? No.
Is it Simeon? No.
Is it Naphtali? No.
Is it Dan? No.
Is it Asher? No.
Is it Isaachar? No.
Is it Levi? No.
Who's the man? No.
Is it Zebulun? No.
Is it Gad? No.
Is it Judah? No.
Is it him?
Children
Could it be, could it be
Could it be, could it be
Could it be, could it be
Narrator
Could I possibly be Banjamin?
Children
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Joseph
Benjamin, you nasty youth,
Your crime has shocked me to the core
Never in my whole career
Have I encountered this before
Guards, seize him! Lock him in a cell
Throw the keys into the Nile as well
Narrator
Each of the brothers fell to his knees
Brothers
Show him some mercy, oh mighty one please
He would not do this, he must have been framed
Jail us and beat us, we should be blamed.