Jonny Diaz The Chick-fil-A Song (Bonus Track)
If the good Lord wanted fast food
I know just what He'd eat
Not Taco Bell, the Pizza Hut
Or even Mickey D's
'Cause clowns have always scared Him
Just trust me I can tell
But there's something about that upright cow
Who needs to learn to spell
Chick-fil-A, I have to say
That you're the one for me
You're food is always hot and fresh
And your bathrooms always clean
And if you thank me for this song
You know I'd love the gesture
But I won't make a big deal out of it
I'd simply say, "My pleasure"
Number one, no pickle
That's always what I want
My wife says I should live a little
But I say, "What's the point?"
'Cause when you've tasted true love
There's no room for compromise
I say, "It's like my love for you, sweetheart"
But she just rolls her eyes
I still have my birthdays at your place
With a big fat smile across my face
When I'm sliding slides and acting squirrelly
People stare 'cause I'm almost thirty
So Chick-fil-A, I have to say
That you're the one for me
If you were open Sunday
I'd just stay with you all week
Coupons would be nice
But you know I'll take whatever
'Cause it is not the gifts
But love that's holding us together
So if you thank me for this song
You know I'd love the gesture
But I won't make a big deal out of it
I'd simply say, "It's my pleasure"
