Jonathan Edwards Paper Doll
I'm going to buy a paper doll
That I can call my own
A doll that other fellas cannot steal
And then those flirty, flirty guys
With their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real
When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all the world
I'd rather have a paper doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl