Jonathan Brandmeier Red Snow In Idaho
(Jonathon Brandmeier) Well it's hard to believe it's happening there Farmers walking 'round with clubs in the air Saying, "Hey bunny, bunny come out a your hole and I'll crush your skull." Now the rabbits say, "Johnny, it's always been the same We would get up in the morning Chew on the farmers' grain Yeah, we never worried We never felt pain of something sticking in our head We should'a stayed in bed." CHORUS Why is the snow red In Mudd Lake, Idaho? They're huring little rabbits again Don't ya know It makes the farmers' garden grow Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe Well the farm boys say, "Hey this ain't no great time but we got the world's largest receding hare line. The rabbits keep backing away When we chase them every Saturday." Oh, what's the fuss? They can't understand They want them rabbits to get off their land They want to, help 'em off They want to, give 'em aa hand yeah Across the neck Oh, what the heck CHORUS Bunny, this isn't funny You're costing farmers money You flunked another E.P.T. Another pregnancy Oh no the more babies you make The more bunnies will die You've got to knock it off I know you can try Attack Jimmy Carter But stop multiplying You got Bugs Bunny crying Please stop dying CHORUS -------------------------------------
