Johnnyswim Pass Me A Pint
All over town they're saying "be jolly"
But I find it hard to be merry and bright
Voices resounding the virtue of Polly
With my collapsed will, who could put up a fight?
Pass me a pint, won't you dear? It's Christmas
Pass me a pint, won't you love?
Pass me a pint, you keep your mistletoe
Pass me a pint, pass me a pint, pass me a pint, it's Christmas
A cold winter's night is far from romantic
And that might just be why my joy lacks
I found the cure for a solstice so tragic
A cold brew and you might just bring me back
Pass me a pint, won't you dear? It's Christmas
Pass me a pint, won't you love?
Pass me a pint, you keep your mistletoe
Pass me a pint, pass me a pint, pass me a pint, it's Christmas
I know I'm a classic stubborn old Grinch
But you keep your gifts and just get me this
I may be dramatic and maybe I'm crass
But I found my holiday inside a glass
Pass me a pint, won't you dear? It's Christmas
Pass me a pint, won't you love?
Pass me a pint, you keep your mistletoe
Pass me a pint, pass me a pint, pass me a pint, it's Christmas
Pass me a pint, won't you dear? It's Christmas
Pass me a pint, won't you love?
Pass me a pint, you keep your mistletoe
Pass me a pint, pass me a pint, pass me a pint, it's Christmas
