Johnny Cash Everybody Loves A Nut
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brain's are in a rut
But, everybody loves a nut
There was a hermit named Fred
Who kept a dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?"
And he said
"Well…"
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brain's are in a rut
But, everybody loves a nut
A Columbia man named Frank
Had a tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his tank
Guess what happened to old Frank?
When they picked up his teeth, hair and eyeballs
Erected a tombstone that read:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brain's are in a rut
But, everybody loves a nut
Another Columbia fella
Told Queen Isabella
I don't think the world is flat
Now what do you think about that?
And she said "You don't?"
And he said "No mamme"
And she said "You get outta my Queendom"
And he said "Yes mamme"
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brain's are in a rut
But, everybody loves a nut
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brain's are in a rut
But, everybody loves a nut
