John Loudermilk The Bully Of The Beach
Now, a great big bully kicked Sand in my baby's face Last Summer at the beach. My baby egged me on until, He stomped a hole in me. When I woke up somebody told me, She had left with him arm in arm So I went home and ordered me a book On how to get to be big and strong. Now I'm doing Twenty five push-ups Twenty five sit-ups Dumb bells, bar bells, boy, I'll teach The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach 'Cause, he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach I'm gonna study up and then I'll teach The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach Now I gained twenty pounds and felt like a bull So I went down to the beach Well, I saw them together so I went up right up I was gonna slap him off his feet I hit him with everything that I had But he didn't even move How was I to know that he'd been reading up On muscle building, too And the nurse told me this morning Before they set the bones that he does... Five hundered push-ups Five hundred sit-ups Ouch, Dumb bells, bar bells, what a freak The wooly, wooly, bully of the beach 'Cause he is the bully of the beach, beach, beach He is the bully of the beach, beach, beach But they say I'll be healed in 'bout a week And then I'm going back down to see the bully of the beach.
