Album Name : Who the Hell Is John Eddie?
Release Date : 2003-05-13
Song Duration : 3:28
John Eddie Forty
Well I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
I can’t say that I’m thrilled
I never dated Winona Ryder
And I probably never will
Well I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
Oh but I’m better off than sum
Well I might be F..ckin Forty
But you’re F..ckin Forty One
Well I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
Well getting older really sucks
I went to see The Spy Who Shagged Me
He said “one senior that’ll be four bucks”
I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
But I’m better off than you
Well I might be F..ckin Forty
But you’re F..ckin Forty Two
Well I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
Well I’m a petered out Peter Pan
Well sometimes I feel foolish
I make my living singing in this band
I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
Well that’s what my Momma said
But Bruce Springsteen’s F..ckin 53
And the Stones are almost dead.
Well I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
I can’t say that I’m thrilled
I never dated Winona Ryder
And I’m guessing I never will
I guess I’m F..ckin Forty
Oh now poor poor pitiful me
Well I might be F..ckin Forty
Hell I’m lying I’m Forty Three
