Joe Diffie Back To The Cave
The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any words to say But he asked her in a primitive way Do you want to go back to the cave Chorus: Back to the cave make a little fire A man and a woman and a primal desire That's the way it is that's the way it was Before he made the wheel man was making love A million years later in a Texas bar A cowboy's listening to steel guitar When she says hi my name's Irene She's wearing bright red ropers and tight blue jeans His eyes light up and his brain goes dim He tries to be cool but she hears him say You want to go back to the cave (Chorus) So you be Wilma and I'll be Fred We'll throw the cat out the window put the kids to bed Take a little trip through history Do what's always come naturally In the time machine at the end of the hall We can be a couple of Neanderthals Do you want to go back to the cave (Chorus) Don't blame us for the way we behave The only way we know goes back to the cave It's been done instinctively Through pre-history The road to the future Leads back to the cave
