Jimmy Buffett Why Don't We Get Drunk
			
I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here 
Your voice sounds so wonderful 
But yer face don't look too clear 
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew 
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw 
Chorus: 
Why don't we get drunk and screw 
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snow queen 
Honey I don't think that's true 
So, why don't we get drunk and screw 
-- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..." 
(swing instrumental) 
Chorus: 
Why don't we get drunk and screw 
I just bought a water bed it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snuff queen 
Honey I don't think that's true 
So why don't we get drunk and screw 
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!) 
Why don't we get drunk and screw