Jimeoin Third Draw Down
In my kitchen there's a draw at the top 'Sgot cutlery: knives, forks, spoons the lot Second draw down's got big knives and an egg whip Things that should go in the first draw - but they just don't fit But the third draw down From the top Is just full of shit Aha... and there's tons of it... Elastic bands and tally-hos that don't stick Dried up glue, false teeth, something stolen from a hotel Things that are broken that you know you'll never fix But you put them in the third draw, 'cause you just don't got the heart to throw them away, It's the third draw down From the top An' it's full of shit Bum-bup-a-bum, Bum-bup-a-bum-bum-bum, Bum-bum, Blu-tac and cellotape that's been hit by a truck One chopstick, an ashtray from Canada Paid bills and envelopes Things that you think'll come in handy - but they just never do It's the third draw down From the top An' it's full of shit Bup-a-bum-bum-bum, In the third draw, It's full of shit... And the fourth draw down (that's the one below the third) It's got plastic bags in it
