Jesse Stewart Mountain Dew
[Verse 1: Jesse Stewart]
There's a big holler tree down the road here from me
Where you, can lay down a dollar or two
You can go around the bend and when you come back again
There's a jug full of good ol' mountain dew
[Chorus]
Yeah they call it that ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ol' mountain dew
[Verse 2]
Well my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short
He measures about four-foot-two
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good ol' mountain dew
[Chorus]
Well they call it that ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ol' mountain dew
[Verse 3]
Well my ol' aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume
It had such a sweet smellin' pew
But to her surprise when you had it analyzed
It was nothin' but good ole mountain dew
[Chorus]
Yeah they call it that ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ol' mountain dew
[Verse 4]
Well preacher ride by with his head heisted high
Said, his wife had been down with the flu
And he thought that I ought just to sell him a quart
Of that good ol' mountain dew
[Chorus]
Well they call it that ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ol' mountain dew
[Verse 5]
Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill
Where he runs of a gallon there or two
And the buzzard in the sky got so drunk it couldn't fly
From just smellin' that good ol' mountain dew
[Outro]
Yeah they call it that ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
Oh I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With that good ole mountain dew
