Jeff Hardy Humanomoly
A few drinks at the house gotta get that buzz going
Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring
Valets 20 bucks so I'll find me a meter
It's 5 blocks away but the parking is cheaper
I walk straight up to the bouncer
Got the flyer in my hand
Said I didn't bring the ladies
But I brought my favorite friends
He doesn't say a word
He just points us to the back
Like he thinks we'll wait in line
No no we ain't having that
Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I...
4 out of 5 make it in hours later
Sobered up over-heated and can't find a waiter
We dance up on some girls but they're blockin us out
I could win them with words but the music's so loud (Hey what's your name? / Come on Tell him!)
Afraid to use the toilet I'll get vomit on my pants
And I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands
Hey that guys got a table we can drink up for a while
Till they notice we've been moochin and get kick kicked out in style
Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I...
Fellas say ho and ladies say owwww
You stepped on my foot! Ice'll bring it right down
Datin foreign girls, last name no vowels
Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowel
Wanna throw my hands up jump jump
But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk
See I know where to go no shenanigans
Just new fake noses and Kardashians
Hey girl let me in this VIP
"scuse me who are you supposed to be?"
I'm Wayne Brady from your tv screen
Do I have to choke a bitch? Now do you believe?
Oh! I loved Whose Line and I watch your gameshow!
Then you'll hook a brother up?
Um lemme see... no!
Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
I whistle while I work it
