Jay Brannan Housewife
two bodies pressed together
two boys are falling hard
the smell of sweat and leather
a kinky greeting card
crazy about each other
we both have f..cked up pasts
but when we are together
we have a f..cking blast
chorus
i wanna be a housewife
what’s so wrong with that
i wanna be a housewife, yeah
and that’s just where i’m at
i’m making guacamole
he’s working on the car
when he grills turkey burgers
he knows i like them charred
i like to wash the dishes
i like to scrub the floors
don’t mind doing his laundry
what are boyfriends for
chorus
i wanna have his baby
i wanna wear his ring
he drives me f..ckin crazy
i am his everything
chorus
2nd chorus
i wanna be a housewife
what’s so wrong with that
can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah
cuz we haven’t met
we haven’t met yet…
we haven’t met yet…
