Jaret & Kelly Make Her Miserable
[Verse 1]
I never wanna go back to living in a cul-de-sac
I hope you're both happy in your tiny house life
She left me for an uptown hippy with a perm-a-frown
The truth is, I don't miss her anyway
[Chorus]
All we gotta do
To make her miserable
Is get together
[Verse 2]
Tonight, we're gonna get drunk in her favorite restaurant
Win the waiter over, get our drinks on the house
Hop a plane to Paris, France, watch the naked ladies dance
Netflix and chill on her parent's account
[Chorus]
All we gotta do
To make her miserable
Is get together
[Bridge]
Who knows, maybe this will all work out
Stranger things happen every day
We could be the perfect team
Let's start by making out
Happily ever after her
Happily ever after her
[Verse 3]
She hated watching football, never stayed 'til last call
Bet on all the games and I'm always out 'til two
She never cooked or cleaned, rubbed her feet like a queen
I give a mean foot massage and I've never—actually, I'm gonna be honest, we could get a maid
Okay
And you know
I mean, I can cook
Burritos?
Sure
[Chorus]
All we gotta do
To make her miserable
Is get together
