Jackalopes Dirty Brown Duster
He was the king on the street he didn't give a f..ck
He had a dirty brown Duster not a pickup truck
He had them bungee cords holdin' on the front end
From ev'ry time when he started to spin
And he'd spin
Spinnin' round and round
He had a dirty brown Duster that's all he'd need
He had had a dirty brown duster from the 70's
He had a dirty brown Duster that was built for speed
He had a dirty brown Duster and a bag o' weed
He had a f..ckin' slant 6 and some big ass shoes
Fake leather interior and the delta blues
He had them tight blue jeans and a mullet to match
Bon Jovi t-shirt little tiny mustache
Little baby mustache
He always got the girls from the local high school
And in his midsized car they thought he was cool
'Til they found him dead at the bottom of a cliff
With his mama's bra and panties and his dick still stiff
His dick was stiff
f..cking rigid and stiff!
Fat f..ckin' sack o' weed!
