It's Immaterial Ed's Funky Diner (the Keinholz Caper)
Hey hey hey hey
I'm telling you son
You shouldn't come round here late at night
Crazy when the gang's all here
Spend, spend, spend, Viv, money's not so dear
Jack, pull up a high stool
And bend my ear
We'll shun the mealy-mouthed until they disappear
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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
And tell me who's that cat by the swinging door?
Hey Tex, Sylvester, an animation of yours
I switch on like a neon light
Every time you talk
And yes Malcolm I hear you, and I believe in your cause
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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
Hey it's good to see your face
Hey it's good to see your face
Well now Ed, well it's surprising who you meet
Each one's a jewel you've dragged in off the street
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In Ed's place, where dreams are bought
And there's Jack and there's Malcolm and Vivian too
Swapping stories for you
Hey it's good to see your face
What are you doing in this place
So answer me that