Issbrokie Dj Unfuckwitable And A Crowd Of Teenagers With Septum Piercings Murder A Man In Cold Blood! (interlude)
[Skit: DJ UNFUCKWITABLE, Crowd, Felix]
Hey, bitches
Who you know the f..ck it is
You know what it— bullshit (Fuck yeah)
Looks like we're hittin' 'bout the halfway point of the album (Yeah)
Just checkin' in, you know? (No, f..ck yeah)
See how y'all are doin', how y'all are enjoyin' peak so far? (Oh, f..ck yeah, babe, yeah)
Oh, what's that? It bangs? (Yeah)
Mhm, yeah, I know (Yes)
It got you goin' stupid? (Yeah)
Yeah, it better (I-I didn't like it that much)
Let's help me get the picture– w-wait (W-what?)
Hold up, I'ma hold up, hold the f..ck up (What?)
There's no way I heard what I think I just heard
Well, i-it's lacking lyrical content (What?)
What do you mean it's lacking lyrical content?
I-I mean, BROKIE's dropped better things in the past
Are you– are you serious? (Dude, come on)
Yeah, I– uh, I don't think that– (Felix, are you serious?)
The name of the album is SWAGGOT! (Come on)
I mean, yeah, but like– (What?)
My name is DJ UNFUCKWITABLE, look at the waveform (Dude, ew)
I-I know it's fat, it's a big waveform
What are we– you're lost, you're lost, buddy (It's a big waveform)
It's a really big waveform
No, but really look at the waveform, then like, really look at it
I-it looks like a fridge, I know (It's chonchy, man)
It's all blastin', all 808s
Yeah, I know
No smoothpoints, you expected there to be lyrical content?
I mean, I–
Are you—
It's BROKIE
You can't be deadass
It's–
You can't be serious
Come on, come on
There are some whitty bars, usually
Everyone, just– boo this man, just boo him (Shut the f..ck up)
Get the f..ck out of here
I just wanted something lyrical like Tom MacDonald, and–
Don't piss me off, ugh (Fuck Tom MacDonald, get the f..ck out)
(You need to leave)
Anthony Fantano would give this album a six (Get out, get out)
Ugh, anyway (Yeah, bitch)
Now that that lame is out of here (Get out, pussy)
Those of you that really want that get money music (Woo)
Them swag city jams (Yeah)
And that real shit (Yeah)
Let's continue with the album (Have my babies)
But, holy shit, I hate a lame
Oh my god
Talkin' 'bout some lyrical content, l-let's look at the waveform
Look at the name of the album, n-name of the art– the-their name's ISSBROKIE
Not Eminem, not Kendrick Lamar
Oh my god, god, f..ck this, f..ck this–
