Intoxicated Mary
Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Little lamb Mary had little lamb Its fleece as white as snow And everywhere that Mary went Mary went Mary went And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go Then she took it to the butcher shop Mary's favourite dinner.... LAMB CHOP Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb Now not anymore It's now a piece of smelly shit Smelly shit Smelly shit It's now a piece of smelly shit On Mary's bathroom floor