Instructions For Legs Monopoly
[Verse 1: Short Shorts]
I tend to like Monopolies, cause Risk just leads to Trouble
Bored out of my mind
Poems are so obnoxious
Call the doctor, are you nauseous?
I made fifty dollars in a day, day one
I made fifty dollars in another day. Day two
[Bridge: Double Denim]
Passport smells in sentences
Can you smell it?
It's soaring to your senses
Are you senseless or pretentious?
Cause I'm restless, I'll protest this
[Verse 2: Short Shorts]
Picket sign, stand in line
Westboro, just stop
Babies will be babies
Babies babies babies
Female demographic
Don't show birth, too graphic
Quentin Tarantino, graphic novelty
Let's roll the dice, play Monopoly