Iguanas Fortune Teller
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
I went to a fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Then she took a look at my palm
She said sonny you feel kind of warm
She looked into her crystal ball
She said you're in love
I said how could that be so
I'm not tight with none of the chicks I know
She said before the next sunrise
You'll be looking into her eyes, and I said...
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
I left there in a hurry
Lookin' forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie
I hurried back down to that woman
Mad as I could be
I told her I didn't see nobody
Why she made a fool of me
Then something struck me
As if it came from up above
While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I'm a happy fella
I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
Now I get my fortune told for free
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
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