Ice Nine Kills Your Number's Up
[Intro: Spencer Charnas & *Sarah J. Bartholomew*]
*Hello?*
Hello there
*Who's this?*
Soon you'll discover
*I'm sorry, sir, but I think you have the wrong number*
In just a minute you'll be dying to hang on the line
Tell me your name, I'll tell you mine
*My name? But why?*
You picked up the phone
When mom and dad left you alone
I want to know who I'm looking at
[Chorus]
A dial tone, a deadly ring
So far away from everything
No silver screens or movie scenes
When your number's up, it's time to scream
[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas & *Sarah J. Bartholomew*]
*Who's there?*
Don't you know not to ask those questions?
*What will become of me?*
You ought to know it's a sure death sentence
Have you not seen this movie?
Freddy, Michael, Jason Voorhees
Learn from those who came before me
Next question, same category
Such a familiar story
*I'm hanging up the phone*
Wrong answer
*My mom and dad will soon be home
I won't fall victim to the blade, I'm not afraid of a-*
[Chorus]
A dial tone, a deadly ring
So far away from everything
No silver screens or movie scenes
When your number's up, it's time to scream
[Verse 2: Spencer Charnas & *Sarah J. Bartholomew*]
*What do you want?*
I want to see what your insides look like
*How could you be so evil?*
Our film is nearly finished and for you there is no sequel
Bitch I'll leave your body on the cutting room floor
All bets are off
I just buried Drew Barrymore
[Verse 3: Spencer Charnas & *Sarah J. Bartholomew*]
When the cops find the phone (*Just let me go!*)
The call's still listed as unknown
It's the end of the line, and all that's left is a-
[Chorus]
A dial tone, a deadly ring
So far away from everything
No silver screens or movie scenes
When your number's up, it's time to scream
[Bridge: Spencer Charnas & Dan Sugarman]
'Cause the knife in you brings out the life in me
Last seen in a slasher's dream
When your number's up, it's time to scream
Time to scream!
[Chorus]
A dial tone, a deadly ring
So far away from everything
No silver screens or movie scenes
When your number's up, it's time to scream
[Outro: Operator & *Sarah J. Bartholomew*]
Woodsboro Police Department, what's your emergency?
*I'm being attacked at 1220 Craven Lane! Please! He's gonna kill me!*
